Once upon a time in main chat

<DeStRoYeR> shake wats ur point?
<Greg|Shake_Zual> cuz this is the first time ive been on this game in about a week or two
<Greg|Shake_Zual> so that means i have a life
<Greg|Shake_Zual> and i also do have a girlfried
<`TeNzEr[Out]> or dont have a pc
<Greg|Shake_Zual> so i am getting laid
<`TeNzEr[Out]> good for u man
<`TeNzEr[Out]> good for u
<DeStRoYeR> greg wats ur point?

(this happened later)
<Greg|Shake_Zual> ok...?
<Greg|Shake_Zual> well im out
<Greg|Shake_Zual> dinner time with my gf

...This just made me laugh so hard I pooped my pants, then I changed my pants and unfortunately pooped again. Then I wanted to share it with anyone who may get it. Post your favorite chat moments here! This is NOT intended to be a thread to scoff at anyone, but for any funny quotes.

lmfao hes a twat and god danm thad was funny "i get laid" ive probs got laid mre and im fucking 15 wat a basterd. my cats probs got laid more hahaha

she prolly does

<Grof> !topic
-Baphomet:#~thebaphomet~- Channel Topic: -welcome to the baphomet -!!! SET TAG DAILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please put your wishlist in forum if u think u deserve something from this week

<~Nicol> thanks a lot
<~Nicol> i were sitting on the WC and then you make my mirc beep like it's a godup
<spartan36oo> hahahaha
<nosso> LOL
<Grof> lolz
<Grof> soz nic

good one lepi

lol i know had to put it... no ofence to nic

3:38pm] <03&Mendez> I saw boobs once
[3:39pm] <03&Mendez> and a quiet wave of respect went through all of baphomets chat
[3:39pm] <04@Biggie> your moms?
[3:39pm] <04@Biggie> lol
[3:39pm] <03&Mendez> that was waaay back when I was a baby
[3:40pm] <03&Mendez> and sucked on them
[3:40pm] <04@Biggie> you like?
[3:40pm] <03&Mendez> I doubt they'd lactate

awwwwww grose dude

msomething | 9:40am Aug 29, 2009
hey eki mate im looking at ur account... whats that i see ohh no new gods. ohh wait whats that on my account wow 2 new gods go eki u rock

... this was on shoutbox...
... then, in main chat...

<imsomething> not gonna brag but ild pawn u at halo 1 lol
<KiLLJoYWaSP> how old are you?
<lucian> 15
<imsomething> thats the last time i played it haha
<KiLLJoYWaSP> i dont think so IS
<lucian> i am
<imsomething> hes talking to me
<imsomething> lucian
<imsomething> i think i could lol
<KiLLJoYWaSP> no u couldnt
<imsomething> do u have halo1 ??
<KiLLJoYWaSP> i play cod and halo everyday IS
<KiLLJoYWaSP> yes i have all 3
<lucian> i have cod4
<KiLLJoYWaSP> lucian how tall are you?
<lucian> 5 foot 7 inches
<KiLLJoYWaSP> right
<KiLLJoYWaSP> and im 22 and 6ft4
<KiLLJoYWaSP> so its not exactly a fair fight m8
<KiLLJoYWaSP> <lucian>: i will kick the <censored> out of u
<KiLLJoYWaSP> i think id knock ur ***** block off s
<Grof|Confused> Heh
<lucian> not in reality i mean in halo 3
<lucian> plus i do boxing i kick u to china
<lucian> i knock u and ur famliy out
<imsomething> lmfao
<lucian> jkes
<imsomething> ur a cocky <censored> arnt y

[emphasis added]

these outcraft players are all my heroes!!!!

<uber0594>: tenz u just sent me a message saying "keep it leet and gag"
<`TeNzEr>: its a crew msg obviously lol
<uber0594>: so ur telling us to all gag ourselves
<`TeNzEr>: just a friendly reminder....
<`TeNzEr>: TO TAG
<`TeNzEr>: yeah basically
<uber0594>: no ur message said gag
<`TeNzEr>: gag
<Ragnarock>: lol
<`TeNzEr>: no read up lol
<Ragnarock>: g
<Ragnarock>: a
<Ragnarock>: g
<`TeNzEr>: Recieved: Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:42:59 +0200
<`TeNzEr>: From: TwentyFour
<`TeNzEr>: ..... TO TAG!!!!!!!
<`TeNzEr>: 5 seconds of your precious gaming time shouldnt be so hard to take and tag.
<`TeNzEr>: keep it leet and GAG.
<`TeNzEr>: Tenz
<`TeNzEr>: to tag
<`TeNzEr>: and ya
<`TeNzEr>: keep it leet and gag
<`TeNzEr>: gag = get-a-god
<uber0594>: okay making up things to catch ur mistake of course
<`TeNzEr>: nope
<`TeNzEr>: everyone knows about it
<uber0594>: im just kiding with u
<`TeNzEr>: its get-a-god
<`TeNzEr>:
<Ragnarock>: no no its tenzers work of art
<`TeNzEr>: :]
<`TeNzEr>: ladies
<`TeNzEr>: ..
<`TeNzEr>: GAG YOURSELVES
<Ragnarock>: he said it should be our crew singout or something...
<Ragnarock>: we just abriviated it a bit :g
<Ragnarock>: and so GAG became
<`TeNzEr>: lol
<uber0594>: i still think ur just covering ur azz
<`TeNzEr>: no no noooooooo-...



i thought it was pretty funny dont no bout tenzer

that last one was soon followed by this disaster

<uber0594>: whatever i just tag myself like 6 hours ago and eki has my pass
<`TeNzEr>: well ya im reminding everyone not u in specific lmao
<uber0594>:
<uber0594>:
<uber0594>: :s:/:O;) eat that
<`TeNzEr>: sorry just ate a bit ago.. one fat chickenburger, salad and a cocke zero..
<`TeNzEr>: coke*
<uber0594>: so now u want me to choke and gag
<uber0594>: ur not very nice
<`TeNzEr>: basically ye
<`TeNzEr>: if it came to basic survival id make my own father choke on gag..

get-a-god

<Grof>: Damn it 3am n in 10am i gotta be on da bus
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: 3 am?
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: its only 2 am here
<Grof>: Im holdin a mike on a studemt movie
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: ahaaa
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: one where the college girls take thir bras off?
<Grof>: The actors gonna have unexpected bumps on theire heads
<Grof>: If u get what i ment
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: lmfao
<Grof>: Hope t like theat
<Grof>: But i seriusly doubt it
<Grof>: Have to stand 7h with the blasted mike
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: fk that :p
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: lol
<Grof>: + all i get is a tnx
<Grof>: F 14h of standing
<Grof>: Id be beter of jearking my d... In public
<Grof>: Atleast id get a cocolate bar from a horny granny
<Grof>: X)
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: HAHAHAHAHHA
<gangstaajoe>: and arrested by police for public nudity
<Grof>: Road trip!
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: lol
<Grof>: Heh
<gangstaajoe>: eurotrip was funny when the cousins start making out in a bar
<Grof>: A movie?
<gangstaajoe>: yup
<gangstaajoe>: yup
<Grof>: I atleast hoqe
<gangstaajoe>: it is
<KiLLJoYWaSP>: lol
<Grof>:

<Zookey>i hate you! ... so screw you !!!
<Gunslinger>talk to me
<Gunslinger>love me
<Gunslinger>be my dildo
<Gunslinger>!
<Zookey>dude ... wtf ?

[20:36] <EKI|afk> u started to grow grof?
[20:36] <Grof> ummmm
[20:36] * Grof is now known as DevilAngel
[20:37] <DevilAngel> i know no grof
[20:37] <DevilAngel> n who r u?
[20:38] * DevilAngel is now known as Grof
[20:38] <Grof> Needed to Level: 72,198
[20:38] <EKI|afk> gratz.. if u could get buffs everyday.. u could lvl much more faster
[20:39] <Grof> i know
[20:39] <Grof> i cant play oc
[20:39] <Grof> need to buy a new mice....
[20:39] <EKI|afk> what happend with the old one?
[20:39] <Grof> feel asleep by the pc n i hit the mice with my head
[20:39] <Grof> :/
[20:39] <EKI|afk> so?
[20:39] <Grof> broke in 3 parts
[20:40] <Grof> i got a hard head!
[20:40] <Grof>
[20:40] <EKI|afk> lool..:}

[14:34] <Gunslinger> 1. Dont read this or u will loose it ... dont say i didnt warn u
[14:34] <Gunslinger> 2 if u dont do this u will die and be raped by 4 clowns
[14:34] <Gunslinger> 3 slam ur head on ur computer 666 times
[14:35] <@JeX> what's wrong with clowns ?
[14:35] <Gunslinger> i heard they have big d|cks
[14:36] <@JeX> so
[14:36] <@JeX> i don't see the problem

<nosso>: i'm a very special man. i can do 3 things same time
<Mrs|AFK>: and now when the kids are gone
<JeX>: no you cant
<spartan36oo>: jex nicol is just cheating on you ;-)
<Mrs|AFK>: i have a sinus problem/cold
<JeX>: you only got lost ^^
<nosso>: i can stand, with the hands in my pocket and talk trash
<JeX>: wow
<JeX>: nah i cheat nicol aswell so i won't mind
<nosso>: ye we have a open relationship with jex
<Azaghal>: *mrs, hope its not a flu
<Mrs|AFK>: its not
<spartan36oo>: oh:-)
<Mrs|AFK>: just a runny noise with some sinus problem
<nosso>: we just fuck everything from a chicken to a exhaustpipe

<EKI> i was waiting for lvl 69 at least
<EKI> i like 69
<EKI> :X
* `TeNzEr wonders why...
* `TeNzEr whistles
<EKI> shh.. we have ladys in the room
<`TeNzEr> ehm
<`TeNzEr> the "lady" would knock you out stone cold in a split second
<`TeNzEr> so much for the "ladies"..
<EKI> yeah.. btw.. we need more ladies.... let's get a romantic atmosphere here
<~spartan36oo> btw ...
* `TeNzEr light up a candle
<~spartan36oo> if we get lady's in the wil talk about kids,go shopping
<~spartan36oo> ect ect ect :
* `TeNzEr puts his right hand on ekis leg
* `TeNzEr puts his left hand on spartans leg
<EKI>
<`TeNzEr> lmao
* EKI farted!! your hand is melting
* ~spartan36oo is stil sick
<EKI> i have the cure..:> breath in!!:>
* `TeNzEr does evasive manouvers and puts his hand between ekis legs
<`TeNzEr> owned!
<EKI> i like it..
<EKI> dont stop
<EKI> !!

[18:25] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> u know how many beers 1.5k euros is?
[18:25] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> ill tell ya
[18:25] <@RedBul8> back
[18:25] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> 909 beers in a bar
[18:26] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> theats
[18:26] <`TeNzEr> 909
[18:26] <`TeNzEr> lol
[18:26] <@RedBul8> enought for a month
[18:26] <`TeNzEr> you can feed the 10th infantry regiment with that
[18:26] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> 454,5 litars
[18:26] * LadyAshe20 is now known as Ashe|Out
[18:26] <Grof\GrrrrAFK>
[18:27] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> or 868 l if i buy da beers in a store
[18:27] <Grof\GrrrrAFK>
[18:27] <`TeNzEr> wait
[18:27] <`TeNzEr> what will you eat?
[18:27] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> ummm
[18:27] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> maybe
[18:27] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> maybe not
[18:28] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> ;P
[18:28] <`TeNzEr> lol
[18:28] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> no sereusly
[18:28] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> 700 euros will go on beer
[18:28] <`TeNzEr> * Grof\GrrrrAFK is now known as TheBeerCan
[18:29] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> 434 l of beer for 700 euros
[18:29] <Grof\GrrrrAFK> n rest f wine
[18:29] * Grof\GrrrrAFK is now known as TheBeerCan
[18:29] <TheBeerCan> food,new clothes n rest of shit
[18:30] <`TeNzEr> LOL
[18:30] <`TeNzEr> mr beercan
[18:30] <TheBeerCan> heh
[18:31] <`TeNzEr> should be fun ey?
[18:31] <`TeNzEr> tons of beers
[18:31] <`TeNzEr> bitches
[18:31] <`TeNzEr> hoes
[18:31] <`TeNzEr> sum food
[18:31] <`TeNzEr> sum music

[21:58] <Gunslinger> EKI took a pic of my wank and bluetoothed it to dan,marius and animalu
[21:58] <Gunslinger> =)))
[21:59] <Grof\U7momNebu> o_P
[21:59] <Gunslinger> i mean i took a pic of my wank
[21:59] <Gunslinger> i was telling that to eki
[21:59] <Gunslinger> dun get the wrong ideas...
[21:59] <+Nosso> 0_0
[21:59] <Grof\U7momNebu> P_o
[21:59] <EKI|afk> :}}}}}}}}}
[21:59] <EKI|afk> looool
[22:00] <EKI|afk> i bet they had a big smile on their faces after that
[22:00] <EKI|afk>
[22:00] <Gunslinger> )))

so rude

ehheheh slone

This made me giggle

* TheOutlaw has joined #outcraft
* Outcraft sets mode: +v TheOutlaw
<TheOutlaw> I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president
<TheOutlaw> LOl
<TheOutlaw> mendez
<TheOutlaw> you sound worse trhen hitler
<TheOutlaw> then*
<imsomething> whos gonna be the president
<TheOutlaw> ye
<TheOutlaw> a crew elader with a description like that:/
<TheOutlaw> is not a crew leader
<Antha> Wow
<TheOutlaw> wut?
<TheOutlaw> i am right:/
<CH> hes a good leader with a very strange mind
<CH> thats all
<CH>
<Antha> I just cant believe he would write something like that
<Antha> Like hes the shit.
<TheOutlaw> ye sure ch
<TheOutlaw> you know how ret died
<Antha> ......
<TheOutlaw> his eladers have the mentality like mendez
<TheOutlaw> but mendez is alone
<TheOutlaw> they were a lot
<azaghal> lol noone has mentality like mendez
<TheOutlaw> well dude
<TheOutlaw> no one loves hitler
<azaghal> well there was 1 guy but he doesnt play anymore
<azaghal> hitler is phat
<TheOutlaw> or the comunism
<azaghal>
<TheOutlaw> i think mendez is 70 years
<azaghal> i like comunism
<TheOutlaw> and a hitler fan

i cracked up on this : <Antha> Like hes the shit.


mendez is THE shit